Do you love soulful acoustic music exploring the subtleties of human emotions? Then we urge you to avoid Higgs and the Bosons, at the Forum at 7:50pm on August 28th where they will be found pedalling their subversive brand of Atom Punk. It has been observed to cause outbursts of spontaneous dancing and euphoria while subjects exposed to their rapid rhythms and quirky melodies display signs of excitation and delirium. Be aware that this band carries a level-three sonic toxicity warning. All but the most self-disciplined are discouraged from attending.